One day, in super-super-super secret lab, where the evil scientist lived, something fishy was happening, or maybe, he was eating a fish sandwich. And, if you don't know, I HATE fish sandwiches. I sent my most trusted employee, Tab the bat, to see what was going on. He came back a few hours later and told me what was happening. Just as I thought! The evil scientist was working on magic while eating a fish sandwich. More importantly, he was eating a fish sandwich! Does he not know the four rules of magic?!?!
1. You cannot bring someone back from the dead. 2. You cannot make someone fall in love. 3. You cannot go back in time. 4. NEVER, EVER eat a fish sandwich while doing the act of magic.
"He shall be punished for his foolish act," I said.
"What will you do to him?" Tab asked with fear.
"I will turn him into what all fish sandwich lovers hate.... A CHICKEN SANDWICH! MWAHAHAHAHA!" I said maniacally.
"Oh no! Not the chicken sandwich!" Tab said with worry. Yes, the chicken sandwich. That should teachlesson. MWAHAHAHAHA!
I burst into the super-super-super secret lab wit my flying broom. " You have broken the fourth rule of magic. now you will pay the price!" I yelled to the evil scientist. "NOOOOOOOOO!" the evil scientist yelled dramatically on his knees. "Bipity-bopity-BOO!" I said as I point my wand at him. In less than a heart beat, he turned into a chicken sandwich. "My job here is done," I said to myself proudly as I flew away into the stars. ~THE END~
1. You cannot bring someone back from the dead. 2. You cannot make someone fall in love. 3. You cannot go back in time. 4. NEVER, EVER eat a fish sandwich while doing the act of magic.
"He shall be punished for his foolish act," I said.
"What will you do to him?" Tab asked with fear.
"I will turn him into what all fish sandwich lovers hate.... A CHICKEN SANDWICH! MWAHAHAHAHA!" I said maniacally.
"Oh no! Not the chicken sandwich!" Tab said with worry. Yes, the chicken sandwich. That should teach lesson. MWAHAHAHAHA!
I burst into the super-super-super secret lab wit my flying broom. " You have broken the fourth rule of magic. now you will pay the price!" I yelled to the evil scientist. "NOOOOOOOOO!" the evil scientist yelled dramatically on his knees. "Bipity-bopity-BOO!" I said as I point my wand at him. In less than a heart beat, he turned into a chicken sandwich. "My job here is done," I said to myself proudly as I flew away into the stars.
~THE END~
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